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BATTLE OF COMMITTEES:
NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE DISSES
INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
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In a pointed slap-down of a sister international forum,
the Nobel Committee awards the prestigious Peace Prize
to President Obama, just one week after the embarrassing
rejection by the IOC of the President's personal diplomacy
on behalf of his hometown Chicago's Olympic bid
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"What's this about?" asks one Member of the IOC.
"Their action was totally uncalled for. Who do they think
we are, Bush or something? "