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Major Media headline and story here.

Disorderly Conduct Charges Dropped
Against Friend of President
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Presidential weight too much for Scales of Justice
in Cambridge, Massachusetts, where Professor
Gates of Harvard gets a boost from his close friend
in the White House.
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Others see this as more of the same, social and political elite
like Professor Gates of Harvard getting favored treatment,
while average Americans must toe the legal line. Says Carlos
Manzetti, Italian-American dockworker, "The day I mouth
off to a cop investigating a reported crime in progress is
the day I get my ass thrown in jail."
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White House official admits, "This is going to be hard to blame on Bush."

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BATTLE OF COMMITTEES:
NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE DISSES
INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
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In a pointed slap-down of a sister international forum,
the Nobel Committee awards the prestigious Peace Prize
to President Obama, just one week after the embarrassing
rejection by the IOC of the President's personal diplomacy
on behalf of his hometown Chicago's Olympic bid
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"What's this about?" asks one Member of the IOC.
"Their action was totally uncalled for. Who do they think
we are, Bush or something? "

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WHITE HOUSE LOCKS GATES ON CHILDREN
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Kindergartners arrive 10 minutes late
for scheduled White House tour and
are turned away because of Steelers
meeting with President Obama
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White House seemingly says: What's the
matter with the Lincoln Memorial? Why
do they have to bother us? We're busy
preparing for the Super Bowl Champs.

Actual headline and story here.

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DEMOCRATS STEP UP WAR
ON POOR AND MINORITIES
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Obama to give nationwide address on
Wednesday hoping to revitalize National Healthcare,
which most American's believe will reduce the
quality and availability of Healthcare for all
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"Bush could never have attacked the poor and minorities
in this way," exults White House staffer. "But Obama is
not Bush."

Actual Major Media headline and story here.

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OBAMA REPLACES DEFENSE SECRETARY
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In a surprise move President Obama names
William Gates, former CEO and founder of
Microsoft Corp, as his Secretary of Defense
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The former Defense Secretary, Robert Gates,
appeared surprised by the announcement.
Washington wonders: Was he out of the loop?

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Then imagine what the MM headline and story would have been if President Bush had made such an inexplicable mistake.

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OBAMA ADMINISTRATION UPS UNEMPLOYMENT BY 100,000
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With GM and Chrysler firmly under government
control, Obama administration prioritizes Union
contracts and Green agenda over American jobs
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Insider says, "Closing 2,000 dealerships
in the midst of the worst recession since
1981? This will be tough to pin on Bush"

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Obama Administration
Nixes Black Majority Rule

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In a stunning blow to Black aspirations, the Obama
Justice Department overturns the voter's decision
in majority Black community, Kinston, N.C., to have
elections without partisan party labels. Explained a
Justice Department spokesman,"We give out free
healthcare and walking around money, and they
want to eliminate Democrat labels on the ballot?" ---------------------------------------------------------

"Sheesh," he continued. "This makes us pine for the Bush
days when all we had to watch were the white voters."

Major media story here.