Headlines You Won't Ever See

OBAMA REPLACES DEFENSE SECRETARY
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In a surprise move President Obama names
William Gates, former CEO and founder of
Microsoft Corp, as his Secretary of Defense
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The former Defense Secretary, Robert Gates,
appeared surprised by the announcement.
Washington wonders: Was he out of the loop?

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Then imagine what the MM headline and story would have been if President Bush had made such an inexplicable mistake.