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Disorderly Conduct Charges Dropped
Against Friend of President
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Presidential weight too much for Scales of Justice
in Cambridge, Massachusetts, where Professor
Gates of Harvard gets a boost from his close friend
in the White House.
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Others see this as more of the same, social and political elite
like Professor Gates of Harvard getting favored treatment,
while average Americans must toe the legal line. Says Carlos
Manzetti, Italian-American dockworker, "The day I mouth
off to a cop investigating a reported crime in progress is
the day I get my ass thrown in jail."
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White House official admits, "This is going to be hard to blame on Bush."