Monday, March 30, 2009

Faux Debate

Following up on my recent post, over the last few decades the political discourse in this country has been poisoned by (to put it politely) intentional disingenuousness. The problem has often been cast by conservatives as arising from the fact that they care about ideas, and liberals do not. But liberals do care about ideas ... my God, they often seem to be constructs composed of grand ideas and visions rather than bones and sinews ... they just don't care to resolve difference through honest debate. Instead, they want raw political power that will enable them to impose their visions on society without debate.

The confusion comes in because in a culture such as ours, deeply rooted in republican governance, no one can gain any significant political power without at least the appearance of a willingness to debate. Thus, Democrats have perfected the faux debate posture, in which they seem to be striving for an honest resolution of a public issue when in fact they seek only to defeat their opponents.

Here's a current example. In the last few decades, the judicial and political philosophy of the Justices on the Supreme Court has become an increasingly important (some say critical) issue in American politics. Senator Harry Reid recently entered some faux debate points into this ongoing public conversation. He said on Friday (h/t K-Lo on The Corner), "We got into a little jam with [Chief Justice John] Roberts. Roberts didn't tell us the truth [in his confirmation hearings]." Um, Senator, is that "didn't tell the truth" as in, John Roberts lied during his confirmation hearings? Isn't lying to Congress like, er, you know, a crime?

Strong words, indeed, from Senator Reid, and in a normal debate you would expect him to follow it up with equally strong demands for a perjury investigation. But Senator Reid was not debating anybody, much less John Roberts, who was perfectly forthright about his judicial philosophy and how he intended to decide future cases. The Senator was simply engaging in hyperbole that looks like an honest debate point, in order to paint his opposition as right wing ideologues and himself as a reasonable centrist. Thus, he calls John Roberts a perjurer, and concludes from this that we need to appoint more moderate (aka liberal) justices in the future. In common parlance, Senator Reid is engaging in "spin," pure and simple, not honest debate.

Republicans fall into this Democrat trap all the time, and usually respond with hurried "think tank" activity, position papers, and detailed point by point refutations. They always think they are in a real debate, and as a result come off like pocket-protected policy wonks who protest too much. They need to realize that there are no facts or logic that will do anything to change a Democrats mind, because Democrats are not seeking honest understanding with Republicans in the first place.

Here's another example, from 2006.

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In the infamous Page Scandal, Representative Thomas Foley (FL) was found to have sent sexually suggestive emails to Congressional pages. Then House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi insisted that the real issue was not Rep. Foley's actions, but the failure of Republican leadership. She demanded an investigation of House Speaker Dennis Hastert's handling of the affair, charging complicity in and/or cover up of Mr. Foley's activities. Her implicit demand was for Representative Hastert to resign as Speaker of the House.

With elections looming, Republicans panicked. They too began calling for Mr. Hastert's resignation because of his inept handling of the Foley affair after the story had broken. And they were correct, but in calling for Rep. Hastert's resignation his critics were as inept as the Speaker.

Ms. Pelosi's charges were never real claims that Speaker Hastert was complicit in Foley's activities. They were media talking points, spin, hyperbole intended to gain political traction for Democrats in the coming mid-term elections. Speaker Hastert's response should have been immediate, unapologetic and unambiguous, something like, "I and other Republicans in leadership positions have acted forcefully and unambiguously to the actions of Rep. Foley, with a resoluteness towards this and other kinds of wrongful behavior by public servants that has always been conspicuously absent from prior Democrat Party leadership. Therefore, I will not submit the dignity of my office or my person to the baseless and hypocritical demands of Rep. Pelosi, who says one thing today in Washington but goes home to San Francisco to march in a parade with a well-known supporter of The North American Man/Boy Love Association. My constituents in Illinois made me their Representative in Congress, and my colleagues voted me Speaker of this august body. As such, I will answer to my constituents and my colleagues, but not to the brazen hypocrisy of Rep. Pelosi."

In true Democrat fashion this statement should then have been distributed as a talking point to every Republican within sight of a media outlet, and trumpeted loudly, longly and over, and over, and over, and over ... until Democrats decided to go on to their next faux debate point.

That's how you debate with a liberal Democrat.


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Klavan Issues The Limbaugh Challenge

This is great stuff. Sardonic, ironic and pointed, Andrew Klavan hits the nail on the head with his forthright challenge today to liberals in self-described moderate clothing: listen to Rush Limbaugh "an hour a day for several days." Read his Challenge for yourself.

The sad fact is that any self-described moderate reading this Challenge will not take it on. Mr. Klavan says this is because they are all intellectual cowards. That's true, but there is more to it. Deep down, liberals in general just don't care about a public debate with their fellow citizens. They care about winning, pure and simple. And so long as liberals continue to gain any traction among the electorate, Rush Limbaugh-is-a-racist-homophobe-hate-monger-nazi will be repeated like a mantra, no matter what the facts may be.

Needless to say, when such charges stop moving the polls liberals won't revise their opinion of Rush Limbaugh. They will simply move on to smear another opponent, and the seemingly endless succession of news cycles heaped on news cycles will continue.


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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Witness Unprotection Program:
The After Dinner Maha Yogi



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Friday, March 27, 2009

SEX WITH A PIG

Did I get your attention?

In my continuing efforts to gage the State of the Nation, I made an unexhaustive search of news outlets. What I found is interesting: there have been no incidents of sex between man and swine in the United States reported since 2000. Following is the link to this 2000 news item followed by my brief comments, but I leave ultimate conclusions about what this means for the State of the Nation to you.

Man charged for sex with pig.

Now there's a victimless crime for you. Unless you are a member of PETA, and even then it's not clear the assignation was unconsensual. "The man was talking to the pig while taking part in the act," said Captain C. E Ward, the deputy who caught the man in flagrante.

It's a sensitive man who talks to his partner at a time like that.


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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Witness Unprotection Program:
AIG v. the National Mall



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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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How Charles Got Divorced

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Witness Unprotection Program:
The AARP Goes to the Movies

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Witness Unprotection Program:
AIG Bonuses Finally Explained

Talk, talk, talk. That's all anyone does around here. How about some pictures?



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(Inspiration h/t: E. Longfellow)


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Sunday, March 22, 2009

A Sip of Sherry

The sun sets, darkening the trees and graying the shadows that cross the meadow. Upstairs, I sit and sip my sherry aperitif. My mind wanders.

A rectangular flat face set in front of a bulky body, sleek skin like a scale-less snake, all held on four oddly stiff legs. No neck to speak of. Not exactly a sight for sore eyes; more like a sore sight for eyes.

This bears investigation. Arching my back in a languorous stretch, I pretend indifference and then approach the unknown. Smelling the air cloaking the creature, I find nothing that indicates anything. I step closer, stretch my neck forward, and squint hard. Grays, half-blacks, blacks and whites make uncertain shapes across its face. I move a bit closer as I try to discern a recognizable pattern, and can now see … there is no pattern. It moves. Undulating, sinuous motions across, up and down, as if its face is obscured by shadows of things moving in front of it. But there is nothing in front of it except me. I sit as the hairs on the back of my neck stand.

Suddenly, I hear the sounds. As good as the smell of this earth is, it is the sounds that hold my gratitude the most. Subtle tones, loud cries, almost silent flutters in the night, carefree flapping in the day, exuberant songs, mournful groans, the rustle of trees, the hollow whoosh of wind, all these and more form a constant background. I don't understand all of the sounds, but I love them and the life they represent.

I don't understand these sounds either, but I don't love them. For I realize it is IT that speaks and I know not what it intends. I retreat to safety beside the chair. I lie down quietly. When I awake, things will be better. They always are.

Suddenly, my sherry glass is empty. I check the clock, and raise the remote control to turn off my newly installed TV. I am not sure a TV fits in this house, but I am willing to give it a try. Frederick (pronounced Froderick), mostly Labrador, sleeps quietly beside me.

I wake him and ask, "I don't suppose you have an opinion about this TV thing, do you?" Pause. I sigh heavily. "I didn't think so."

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