Re: Monumental Mistake

It's nice for the Left that they have finally found an opponent who won't fight back. They have been shouting 'Shut up!' at anyone who disagrees with them and are noticeably frustrated at the lack of cooperation they usually receive.

But statues are perfect: the Left knocks them down and they quietly stay down, in complete compliance with the Left's wishes. They are the perfect political opponent, surpassing even the servile acquiescence of their other favorite opponent, the Straw Men. Straw Men however can occasionally tie the Left up by exposing their illogic and hypocrisy, but not statues. Statues are stoically quiet and accepting, whether attacked by pigeon droppings or their political equivalent, the vituperative rage of a Social Justice Warrior.

I would caution them however. When approaching a statue, don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. If instead of a statue honoring some dead white male you have stumbled on a Weeping Angel, you could find yourself back in time facing a live confederate soldier who most definitely is willing and able to defend himself against your puny sledgehammers. Live white males were made of sterner stuff back then, and they will not be intimidated by some basement boy wearing sandals and a Che Guevara t-shirt.

So, don't blink; don't even blink.