SEX WITH A PIG

Did I get your attention?

In my continuing efforts to gage the State of the Nation, I made an unexhaustive search of news outlets. What I found is interesting: there have been no incidents of sex between man and swine in the United States reported since 2000. Following is the link to this 2000 news item followed by my brief comments, but I leave ultimate conclusions about what this means for the State of the Nation to you.

Man charged for sex with pig.

Now there's a victimless crime for you. Unless you are a member of PETA, and even then it's not clear the assignation was unconsensual. "The man was talking to the pig while taking part in the act," said Captain C. E Ward, the deputy who caught the man in flagrante.

It's a sensitive man who talks to his partner at a time like that.